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You ever notice how a woman's purse is like a magical portal? She reaches in, and suddenly, out comes a lipstick, a phone, a hairbrush, and probably the lost city of Atlantis.
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Men will never understand the bottomless pit that is a woman's purse. It's like Mary Poppins' bag, but instead of pulling out a lamp, she's pulling out a half-eaten chocolate bar and a crumpled grocery list.
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Why is it that women can find anything in their purses except for what you actually asked for? It's like a game of hide and seek in there, and the purse is winning.
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I asked my friend to hold my phone in her purse for a minute, and it was like sending it on vacation. "Sorry, your phone is currently enjoying a spa day with my makeup and spare change.
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Have you ever tried to find your keys in a woman's purse? It's like embarking on a quest. You have to navigate through layers of tissues, makeup, and mysterious items that defy explanation.
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My girlfriend's purse is like a survival kit for every possible scenario. Need a tissue? Lip balm? Snack? She's got you covered. It's like having a personal assistant with a fashion sense.
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If you ever want to test a friendship, try reaching into a woman's purse without asking. It's like playing Russian Roulette with tampons, receipts, and a mysterious sticky substance.
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Ladies, what's the deal with the mini-purse trend? It's like carrying a wallet's rebellious teenager. "I won't hold much, but I'll look cool doing it.
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Ever notice how a woman's purse becomes a communal storage unit? Need a band-aid, a safety pin, or some gum? Just ask, and the purse will provide.
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