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The pull-out method is like a game of musical chairs, but instead of losing a seat, you might end up losing sleep, money, and your favorite Netflix shows to endless baby lullabies.
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I find it amusing how they call it the "pull-out method." It sounds like some emergency brake on a roller coaster. "In case of unexpected thrills, pull out now!
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The pull-out method is the only time where the phrase "better luck next time" doesn't sound encouraging at all. It's more like, "Well, better luck remembering to buy those condoms next time, buddy!
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I heard they're considering adding the pull-out method as an Olympic sport. The judges will be sitting there with scorecards, critiquing form and timing. "Oh, a little early on the dismount, but he stuck the landing on that exit strategy!
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The pull-out method is like a DIY project for family planning. You're just there, thinking you can handle it, but deep down, you know you should have hired a professional. "Oops, I missed a step – now I have a nursery instead of a man cave.
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The pull-out method is like trying to stop a sneeze – you know it's probably not going to work, but you give it a shot anyway and hope for the best. Bless you, if you will.
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You ever notice how the "pull-out method" is like playing Russian roulette with your future plans? It's like, "Will it be a baby, or will it be brunch plans without consequences? Place your bets!
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You ever notice that using the pull-out method is like trying to defuse a bomb with a manual written in another language? One wrong move, and boom – you're dealing with a tiny explosion of responsibility.
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I tried explaining the pull-out method to my grandparents, and they just couldn't grasp the concept. They were like, "Back in our day, we just called it 'practicing terrible family planning.'
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