7 Your Woman Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 17 2025

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My girlfriend said I need to be more in touch with my feminine side. So I crashed her car.
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, 'No, wait! I can change!
My girlfriend accused me of being immature. I told her to get out of my blanket fort.
My girlfriend said she needed space. So I locked her outside. Now she knows how it feels.
My girlfriend said she needed more space. I said, 'Join NASA, they've got plenty.
My girlfriend said she wanted to be treated like a princess. So I married her off to a stranger for political alliances.
My girlfriend said I spend too much time making jokes. I said, 'At least I'm not joking about spending time.

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