5 Your Woman Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jan 17 2025

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The Sleepyhead

Dealing with a partner who's always sleepy
I asked her why she's always tired. She said, 'I'm conserving energy for when I really need it.' Sweetheart, if sleeping was a sport, you'd be an Olympian.

The Culinary Disaster

Coping with a partner who can't cook
I asked her what her specialty dish was, and she said, 'Reservations.' That's not a dish, that's a survival strategy!

The Forgetful Partner

The challenges of dealing with a forgetful partner
I asked her why she forgets things so easily. She said, 'I don't forget, I just have a selective memory.' Yeah, so selective that it doesn't even remember the important stuff!

The Oversharer

Dealing with a partner who shares too much information
I asked her why she tells me everything. She said, 'Honesty is key.' Well, sometimes I feel like I've got the whole keychain, with all the keys to every door she's ever come across.

The Shopping Enthusiast

Living with a partner addicted to shopping
I asked her why she shops so much. She said, 'I’m just preparing for the future.' Yeah, well, at this rate, we'll be prepared for every apocalypse except the one where we run out of closet space.

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