6 Jokes About Your Son

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Updated on: Dec 26 2024

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I told my son, 'You're not stupid; you just have bad luck thinking.' He asked, 'What's the difference?
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing... just like my son when he sees ketchup!
My son asked me if he could have a pet snake. I said, 'Sure, as long as it doesn't slither into my bed.' He looked at me and said, 'That's where you're wrong, Dad.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems, just like my son's homework!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because my son makes up everything in his science reports!
Why did the bicycle fall over? Because my son parked it!

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