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So, I was pondering the meaning of life the other day, and then someone came along and said, "You're so dumb." And I thought, "Well, that answers that philosophical question." But seriously, why are we so fixated on intelligence? I mean, sure, I might not be a member of Mensa, but I can still tie my shoes and parallel park – not at the same time, of course. I'm not a superhero.
And have you noticed that people use IQ as if it's the ultimate measure of a person's worth? It's just a number, folks. I like to think of it as the grade you get in the game of life. And if life were a test, well, I'm just here to make sure the curve isn't too steep for everyone else.
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So, "You're so dumb" is like a cultural exchange program for insults. It's the kind of insult that transcends language barriers. No matter where you go in the world, people understand what it means. It's the Esperanto of put-downs. I imagine if aliens visited Earth and wanted to insult us, they'd just hover over their spaceship and broadcast, "Humans, you're so dumb!" And we'd all be standing there, looking at each other like, "Well, at least we're universally understood."
And have you noticed that the people who say this are usually not winning any Nobel Prizes themselves? It's like being called ugly by a blobfish. I may not be a genius, but at least I don't look like something that's been rejected by evolution.
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You know, the other day someone came up to me and said, "You're so dumb." I thought, "Well, that's a great way to start a conversation!" I mean, really, what am I supposed to say to that? "Thank you for your thoughtful analysis of my intellectual capacity"? It's like they went to the school of compliments and graduated with honors in backhanded remarks. I tried to give them the benefit of the doubt, though. Maybe they're just trying to make me feel smart by comparison. You know, like, "You're so dumb that I look like a genius standing next to you!" Well, congratulations, you're the Einstein of insults.
But seriously, if I had a dollar for every time someone told me I'm dumb, I'd probably hire someone to count all my dollars because, let's face it, math isn't my strong suit.
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You're so dumb" is such a classic insult. It's timeless, really. I feel like it's the insult version of a black and white movie – simple, elegant, and a little bit outdated. I always wonder, though, what's the next level of this insult? Like, do we eventually graduate to "You're so incredibly average" or "You're so astoundingly mediocre"? I hope not. I don't think my self-esteem could handle that kind of upgrade.
And let's be real, intelligence is relative. I may not be a rocket scientist, but I can navigate the complexities of a TV remote, and that's practically the same thing, right? So maybe I'm not dumb; I'm just specializing in a different kind of intelligence.
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