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Someone said, "You're so dumb." I replied, "Oh yeah? Well, I challenge anyone to understand the terms and conditions of any software update without just mindlessly clicking 'I agree.' It's the modern-day scroll of gibberish.
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I was told I'm dumb. Hey, it takes skill to accidentally send a text to the wrong person and turn an ordinary day into an unexpected adventure. Autocorrect, you sly troublemaker.
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So, apparently, I'm not the sharpest tool in the shed. But can we talk about the complexity of assembling a sandwich when you have multiple condiments? It's like a high-stakes game of culinary Jenga.
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I got the "you're so dumb" comment. I mean, I'm not saying I'm a genius, but I do have a special talent. I can microwave food without setting off the smoke alarm – most of the time.
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So, apparently, I'm dumb. But have you ever tried to open a push door by pulling it? It's not a lack of intelligence; it's just an overly complicated design choice by the architect.
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I got called dumb the other day. I mean, who knew that not being able to find your keys in the morning is a sign of intellectual inferiority? I'm not forgetful; I'm just creating a daily scavenger hunt for myself.
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They called me dumb, but I see it as being environmentally conscious. I mean, who needs a perfect memory when you can recycle the same excuse for forgetting birthdays every year? It's the gift that keeps on giving.
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You know, someone told me, "You're so dumb." I said, "Well, excuse me for not knowing the square root of a prime number while trying to assemble IKEA furniture. It's not like I'm building a particle accelerator in my living room!
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They said, "You're so dumb." I thought, "Well, of course, I am. I've spent an entire day looking for my glasses, only to realize I was wearing them. It's not a lack of intelligence; it's a fashion statement!
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