16 Jokes For Your So Dark

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Updated on: Apr 14 2025

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I tried to make a dark humor cake, but it turned out a bit too edgy. It had layers.
I told my friend a dark humor joke, and he said it was too soon. Apparently, he meant the punchline.
I tried to tell a dark humor joke in a cave, but it was too echoey. The punchline came back to bite me.
I told my dark humor friend a joke about space. He said it was out of this world.
Why did the dark comedy writer go to therapy? To work on their issues, and by issues, I mean punchlines.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer. It never gets old.
Ghosts call me for fashion advice. I'm so dark, even shadows ask me for tips on blending in!
My pet cat thinks I'm a black hole because every time I enter a room, all the light disappears. It's like I have my personal eclipse.
I went to a haunted house, and the ghosts asked me to tone it down because I was scaring them. Imagine scaring a ghost—I should put that on my resume!
I'm so dark that even my GPS gets lost in my aura. It keeps saying, 'Turn right into the abyss.' I didn't know darkness had street names!
I applied for a job at a candle shop, but they said I'd make the place look too bright. I guess they were looking for more of a 'dim' employee.
I went to a comedy club, and they asked me to perform in the dark. Apparently, my jokes were too light for their taste!
I tried to join a support group for dark souls, but they said I was too intense. I guess my darkness is just next level!
I played hide and seek with my friends, and they're still looking for me. I guess I took 'hide in the shadows' a bit too seriously!
I tried to join a band, but they said my musical genre was 'pitch black.' I guess my tunes were too dark for mainstream ears!
I once got a job as a shadow. They fired me for being too ambitious—I was overshadowing everyone, literally!

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