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What did the snail say to Dad on his birthday? 'Wishing you a 'sluggish' and relaxing day!
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Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants to his dad's birthday party? In case he got a hole-in-one!
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Why did the tomato blush at Dad's birthday party? Because it saw the salad dressing!
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Why did Dad refuse to celebrate his birthday outdoors? He didn't want to risk another 'sundae'!
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What did the fish say to Dad on his birthday? 'Have a fintastic day, you're o-fish-ially awesome!
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Why did the bicycle fall over at Dad's birthday celebration? Because it was two-tired!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award at Dad's birthday party? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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What's a pirate's favorite way to say happy birthday to Dad? 'Yo ho ho-pe you have a great day!
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Why did the birthday cake go to school? Because it wanted to be a little 'batter'!
Your Dad's Birthday
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You know you're getting old when you forget your own birthday, but you're really old when you forget your dad's and you find him in the backyard grilling burgers thinking it's a surprise party!
Your Dad's Birthday
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You know you've nailed the gift for your dad's birthday when he looks at it and says, I guess it's the thought that counts, and then uses it to prop open the garage door.
Your Dad's Birthday
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I tried throwing my dad a surprise party for his birthday, but the biggest surprise was when he actually showed up! He thought it was a support group for parents with forgetful kids.
Your Dad's Birthday
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You ever try to plan a surprise for your dad's birthday and he ends up surprising you? Last year, I planned a big bash, and he surprised us all by showing up with a karaoke machine singing ABBA hits.
Your Dad's Birthday
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Buying gifts for my dad's birthday is like playing Russian Roulette. You never know if it's gonna be a hit or if he'll just use it to fix the sink.
Your Dad's Birthday
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I tried to get sentimental on my dad's birthday by writing him a heartfelt card. He read it, looked up, and said, Did your sister put you up to this? Is this a bet?
Your Dad's Birthday
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My dad's birthday is always a blast. Not because of the celebration, but because he always thinks he's younger than he is. Last year, he tried to jump out of a cake, and let's just say the cake won.
Your Dad's Birthday
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On my dad's birthday, I asked him what he wanted. He said, Son, all I want is for you to do something you've never done before. So, I stayed quiet. You should've seen his face when I actually listened!
Your Dad's Birthday
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The older I get, the more I realize that getting my dad the perfect gift on his birthday is like trying to find a needle in a haystack. Especially since he's always telling me, I don't need anything, just your love. Well, Dad, how about a gift receipt?
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