8 Your Boyfriends Jokes

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Updated on: Jan 22 2025

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My boyfriend told me he's addicted to soap. I said, 'Don’t wash your hands of it!
My boyfriend asked if I think he’s forgetful. I said, 'I don’t remember!
My boyfriend said he's on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!
My boyfriend said he's reading a book on anti-gravity. I can’t put it down!
My boyfriend said he's addicted to eating batteries. I said, 'That's shocking!
I told my boyfriend he should do some sit-ups. He said, 'Sure, every time I see you with chocolate!'
My boyfriend told me he's addicted to brake fluid. I told him he can stop anytime!
My boyfriend said he’s addicted to Twitter. I said, 'I don’t follow!

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