5 Your Boyfriends Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jan 22 2025

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The Clingy Boyfriend

When your boyfriend is as clingy as static electricity.
Clingy boyfriends be like, "Babe, are you breaking up with me?" And I'm like, "No, just trying to breathe without you counting my breaths.

The Forgetful Boyfriend

When your boyfriend has a memory shorter than a goldfish.
If my boyfriend had a dollar for every time he forgot something, he could probably afford to hire someone to remember things for him.

The Foodie Boyfriend

When your boyfriend is more in love with his food than with you.
Dating a guy who's passionate about food is great until you realize he's more committed to his relationship with bacon than with you. It's a sizzling romance.

The Tech-Savvy Boyfriend

When your boyfriend is more into gadgets than cuddling.
Dating a guy obsessed with gadgets is tough. Last night, instead of whispering sweet nothings, he whispered, "Have you tried turning yourself off and on again?

The Overprotective Boyfriend

When your boyfriend is more overprotective than a smartphone with a shattered screen.
Dating an overprotective guy is like being in a romantic action movie, except instead of saving the day, he's just saving me from crossing the street without holding his hand.

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