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Dating a guy is like having a personal weather app. If he says it's going to be a quick trip to the store, you better pack an umbrella, snacks, and possibly a sleeping bag.
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You ever notice how your boyfriend becomes an expert navigator when you're lost in the car together? Suddenly, he's got a PhD in map-reading and an honorary degree in "I told you so.
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My boyfriend is like a human radiator in bed. I mean, I love him, but I've considered sleeping with an ice pack just to maintain a healthy body temperature.
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Why is it that whenever I ask my boyfriend to do the laundry, he transforms into a laundry philosopher? "Ah, the delicate dance of colors and whites, my dear. It's an art, really.
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My boyfriend thinks he's a culinary genius because he can make instant noodles. He calls it "haute cuisine on a budget." I call it "dinner.
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Relationships are all about compromise. For example, my boyfriend loves action movies, and I love romantic comedies. So, we've agreed to compromise and watch action movies.
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Why is it that when your boyfriend borrows your phone, it's like he's embarking on a top-secret mission? It's just a phone, not the launch codes for a rocket.
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You ever notice how your boyfriend can sleep through a tornado but wakes up instantly if you try to quietly sneak out of bed to go to the bathroom? It's like he has a built-in "sneak detector.
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My boyfriend has a sixth sense for finding the one squeaky floorboard in the entire house at 3 AM. It's like living with a ninja, but instead of stealth, he excels in unintentional noise-making.
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