8 Work Meetings Jokes

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Updated on: Sep 14 2024

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I wanted to bring my dog to the work meeting, but I knew he'd just paws for thought and distract everyone!
My boss said, 'The early bird catches the worm.' So I showed up at the meeting at 6 am. Apparently, that was too early!
I never understand why the work meetings always start late. Maybe they need a meeting on how to have a meeting!
I suggested we have our work meetings in a bakery. At least then we'd have doughnuts!
I tried to organize a meeting for introverts, but nobody showed up!
I told my boss I had a meeting in Abu Dhabi. He said, 'That's a long way to go for a meeting.' I said, 'Yeah, but the company's paying for the jet!
I love work meetings; they're the best place to show off my extensive collection of colorful pens and notepads.
I'm convinced our meeting room is a portal to another dimension. Once you enter, time just warps and bends!

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