5 Work Meetings Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Sep 14 2024

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The Overworked IT Guy

Trying to fix technical issues while everyone else just wants to get on with the meeting
My colleagues think I can fix any technical problem. I'm waiting for the day they bring me a coffee maker and ask, "Can you do something about the espresso output?

The Newbie

Trying to figure out office dynamics and inside jokes during meetings
My boss told me to "break the ice" during the meeting. So, naturally, I brought a pickaxe and started chipping away at the ice in the office fridge.

The Daydreamer

Navigating between work discussions and an alternate universe in your mind
I've mastered the art of the nod and smile during meetings. It's like playing poker with my imagination; I'm holding a royal flush of daydreams.

The Time-Traveler

Trying to stay engaged when meetings seem to exist in a different time dimension
I once suggested we have a meeting about how to make meetings shorter. It lasted three hours. Irony has a twisted sense of humor.

The Overzealous Note-Taker

Balancing productivity and doodling during meetings
Colleague: "Are you even listening?" Me: "Of course, I'm translating the meeting into hieroglyphics for future civilizations.

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