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They say, "Work hard in silence, let success make the noise." Well, my success seems to be a mime because all I'm hearing is crickets. Maybe I should try yelling "cha-ching" every time I finish a task.
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Ever notice how "work hard" and "diet" have a lot in common? Both start with good intentions, but somehow, by Wednesday, you're knee-deep in a bag of chips, questioning all your life choices.
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I've realized the key to success is "working hard" on your coffee intake. You know you've made it when your barista knows your life story, and you've earned a gold card for caffeine loyalty.
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You ever work so hard that your Fitbit sends you a concerned message, like, "Are you okay? Blink twice if you need a break." I swear my wrist is becoming the new HR department.
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They say, "Work hard, play hard." But let's be honest, after a long day of working hard, my idea of playing hard is finding a new show to binge-watch without even getting off the couch.
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I tried that "work smart, not hard" approach once. Now I have a desk full of sticky notes with genius ideas, but my trash bin is still overflowing with crumpled-up failed attempts.
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You know you're an adult when the phrase "work hard" changes from an inspirational quote to a sinister threat. It's like, "Work hard, or your Wi-Fi gets downgraded to dial-up!
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Why is it that the harder I work, the more my computer seems to develop a personality? It's like, "Oh, you're stressed and on a tight deadline? Let me just freeze for a minute and give you some time to reflect on your life choices.
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Work hard, and success will follow." Well, my success seems to be avoiding me like I'm carrying a highly contagious optimism virus. Maybe success is just social distancing from my procrastination.
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