8 Jokes For Woosh

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Updated on: Dec 14 2024

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Why did the scarecrow become a stand-up comedian? Because he was outstanding in his field!
I told my friend 10 jokes to make him laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did.
I told my computer I needed a break, and it sent me a Woosh notification. Turns out, even my laptop has dad jokes!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Woosh, science just went over your head!
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! Woosh, that joke rolled away!
I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. Now I'm a banker because I need dough. Woosh, I followed the dough!
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y. Woosh, missing letters, missing wit!

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