7 Jokes For Woosh

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Updated on: Dec 14 2024

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Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet. Woosh, right over their heads!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands like everyone else. Apparently, I was missing the whole 'music' thing.
I asked the librarian if the library had any books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.' Woosh, right over my spine!
I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands like everyone else. Apparently, I was missing the whole 'music' thing.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! Woosh, science just went over your head!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts. Woosh, just bone-chilling humor!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! Woosh, salad drama at its finest!

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