6 Women Over 50 Birthday Jokes

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Updated on: May 04 2025

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I asked my friend, 'What do you get a woman over 50 for her birthday?' He replied, 'Confused looks when she tries to read the birthday card without her glasses.
I asked my neighbor, 'What's the secret to being over 50 and happy?' She replied, 'Ignoring the number and enjoying the moments!
I asked my grandma how she stays fabulous at 50. She said, 'A sense of humor and a really good moisturizer!
I asked my aunt how it feels to be over 50. She said, 'Like fine wine – the older, the better!
I told my mom, 'You don't look a day over fabulous!' She said, 'That's because fabulous doesn't age.
I told my friend, 'My mom is over 50 and fabulous!' He asked, 'How fabulous?' I replied, 'She can still text without her glasses!

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