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I asked a woman how she planned to celebrate her 50th birthday, and she said, "I'm going all out - a wild night of herbal tea, a rom-com marathon, and maybe, just maybe, I'll let loose and go to bed at 10:30!
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You know you're at a mature birthday party when someone suggests playing musical chairs, and everyone looks at each other like, "I'll just find a seat and stay here, thank you very much.
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At a women-over-50 birthday party, you'll always find that one friend who gives a card with a picture of a fountain of youth on it. Inside it says, "Just kidding, you're stuck with those laugh lines.
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You know you're at a women-over-50 birthday party when the highlight isn't the cake but the magnifying glass someone brought to read the fine print on the birthday cards.
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I overheard a conversation at a women-over-50 birthday party. One friend asked, "What do you want for your birthday?" The birthday girl replied, "To remember where I left my glasses, for starters!
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I went to a birthday party for a woman over 50 recently, and the candles on her cake were like a small-scale fireworks display. It took longer to light them than to sing "Happy Birthday.
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I attended a birthday celebration for a fabulous woman over 50, and when it came time to blow out the candles, she wished for a weekend without any hot flashes. Talk about setting realistic goals!
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At a women-over-50 birthday, the candles on the cake aren't the only things getting lit. It's also the moment when someone brings out the embarrassing stories from the '80s.
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You know you're getting old when you throw a party, and instead of gifts, your friends start giving you joint supplements. "Happy birthday, here's to better knees!
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