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Why was the womb always fashionable? It had the trendiest 'embryo'-idery!
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Did you hear about the womb that threw a party? It was a 'conception' celebration!
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Did you hear about the womb that became an artist? It was a master of 'conceptional' art!
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How do you know a womb is excited? It starts showing 'kicks' of enthusiasm!
Womb: The VIP Lounge of Life
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You know how some people talk about getting into the VIP section? Well, the womb is the original VIP lounge. You’re in this exclusive, invite-only spot, with the best hospitality – although the entertainment program is a bit limited.
The Original Cozy Studio Apartment
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You ever stop and think about how we all started life? Yeah, apparently, our first real estate was a cozy little place called the womb. And some of us just never really moved out! I mean, talk about prime location - rent-free, food delivery right to your door. It's like the ultimate Airbnb, except you're the host for nine months!
Life's First Lease Agreement
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The womb is like the original Airbnb. It’s warm, there's a steady food delivery, and you've got a roommate who doesn't make any noise complaints – mostly because they can't talk! But boy, that nine-month lease agreement sure comes with a crazy termination fee.
Womb: The Ultimate Co-Living Space
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You ever think about how we all start off as roommates? The womb is like the ultimate co-living situation. You're in this tight space, you're sharing the amenities, and let's be real, sometimes it's just too cramped for comfort. No wonder some of us come out kicking and screaming!
Interior Decorating 101: Womb Edition
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The womb is like the original designer home. Cozy, dimly lit, and the ambiance? It’s just like an endless spa day! But let's talk about the lack of personalization – you're stuck with that same wallpaper for nine months!
Womb Airbnb Reviews
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I wonder what reviews the womb would get on Airbnb. Five stars for ambiance, but terrible Wi-Fi. And don't get me started on the noisy neighbors! I bet half of us would leave a comment like, Wouldn't recommend, way too cramped. One star!
Womb Vacancy Notice
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You know, being in the womb must be like living in the best co-working space ever. You're sharing your workspace, but at least you get your privacy – until the landlord decides it’s time to evict you! And that eviction notice? It's called birth.
Womb Real Estate: Hot Market
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Let’s talk about prime real estate – the womb. It's a seller's market, folks! Nine months for such a high-demand property, and you know what’s crazy? We're all trying to get back in there every time we're stressed. Talk about nostalgia for cramped spaces!
Womb: The Ultimate Time-Share
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You know how some people invest in time-shares? Well, congratulations! You were all part of the ultimate time-share program – the womb. Nine months of prime occupancy, then it’s someone else's turn. Talk about a lease with a hard expiration date!
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