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Why did the witch become a comedian? She had a spellbinding sense of humor!
Witch School Dropouts
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Did you hear about the witch who dropped out of magic school? Apparently, she couldn't spell abracadabra. It's like failing kindergarten but with more potions and less nap time.
Spell Check Woes
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I asked a witch to help me with spell check on my computer. Turns out, she thought I meant casting a spell to fix my typos. Now every time I misspell something, my laptop tries to turn me into a newt.
Witch Therapy Session
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I went to a witch therapist to work on my issues. She said, Let's dive deep into your past lives. I was hoping for some profound insights, but all I got was a bill for 500 years of therapy. Turns out, therapy is timeless.
Modern Witch Struggles
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I was chatting with a witch the other day, and she complained about the struggle of finding a good broomstick. I was like, Girl, have you tried a vacuum cleaner? It's 2023, upgrade your transportation game!
Witch House Rules
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Living with a witch is interesting. She has this sign in our kitchen that says, Witch's Brew – No Muggles Allowed. I'm just hoping my microwave popcorn doesn't qualify as a magical disturbance. I can't live without my movie snacks.
The Tinder of Spells
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I heard witches are now using a magical version of Tinder to find their next victim—I mean, date. It's called 'Witchr.' Swipe right for a love spell, swipe left for turning someone into a toad. It's a real magical experience.
Witch Please!
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You ever notice how witches are always portrayed as these mysterious beings with magical powers? I tried being mysterious once, but all I managed to conjure up was confusion. People just looked at me like, Is he lost or casting a spell?
Hex and the City
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Witches are like the original influencers. They've been casting spells and putting hexes on people way before social media. I guess you could say they're the OGs of cancel culture. You've been hexed, unfollowed, and canceled in one swift potion.
Witch Diet Secrets
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Witches are all about that potion life. I asked one for a weight loss potion, and she handed me a broomstick. Apparently, flying burns more calories than a spin class. I'm still waiting for the six-pack to magically appear.
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