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Wisps have a great sense of direction. They always find their way – they're 'en-light-ened' that way!
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I invited a wisp to the party, but it didn't show up. It must've been a no-show light!
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Why do wisps make great detectives? They always shed light on the situation!
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Why did the wisp bring a ladder to the party? It wanted to be the light of the height!
Ghostly Nightlight
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I heard wisps are just ghosts who failed the scare training and got demoted to nightlights. It's like, You didn't terrify anyone, but hey, you make a room look spooky and romantic!
Haunted Wi-Fi
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I heard wisps are responsible for those annoying Wi-Fi dead zones. They're just chilling in the corner of your room, sipping on ectoplasmic lattes, and plotting the perfect time to mess with your Netflix binge. It's the ghostly struggle we all face!
Whispers in the Wind
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You ever notice how wisps are like the introverts of the ghost world? They're just floating around, minding their own business, like, Boo-hoo, I don't need to haunt anyone, I'm just here for the ambiance!
Wisp Wisdom
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I tried asking a wisp for life advice, you know, seeking some ghostly wisdom. It looked at me and said, Dude, I've been floating around for centuries; I'm still trying to figure out if I left the stove on back in 1723!
Wisp Workouts
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I found out wisps have their own workout routine. It's called Hauntates, where they do cardio by floating through walls and strength training by trying to pick up physical objects with their incorporeal hands. Spoiler alert: It's not very effective.
Wisp Parenting
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Imagine being a wisp parent. You try to discipline your wisp kid, but they just float away, and you're left there like, Come back here, young ghost! You're grounded for 100 years!
Wisp Woes
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I was talking to a wisp the other day, and it was complaining about how hard it is to haunt people when you're basically just a transparent cloud. I said, Dude, just go to a yoga class and work on your materialization downward dog!
The Dating Wisp
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I tried setting up my friend with a wisp once. He complained, It's hard to date someone who disappears whenever things get serious. I mean, dinner was going well, and suddenly she vanished like my chances!
Ghostly GPS
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Wisps are like the GPS of the supernatural realm. But instead of saying, Turn left in 500 feet, they're like, Float gently to your destination, and if you see a lost soul, tell them Siri says hi!
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