5 Jokes For Wisps

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Nov 13 2024

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Wisp Ghosting Therapy

Seeking therapy for the emotional distress caused by being ghosted by wisps.
Therapist: "How does being ghosted by wisps make you feel?" Me: "Well, it's a bit deflating. I mean, they're not even corporeal, and they still found a way to break my heart.

The Wisp Whisperer

Trying to communicate with wisps but they're just not responsive enough.
I asked a wisp for advice, and it responded with silence. I guess they believe in the saying, "Speak softly and carry a dim glow.

Haunted Comedy Club

Wisps causing chaos during a stand-up comedy performance.
Wisps at a comedy club are the worst hecklers. You hear a faint "Boo!" and you're not sure if it's an unhappy wisp or just someone who didn't like your punchline.

Wisp Dating Woes

Attempting to go on a date with a wisp, but they keep disappearing.
My friends asked, "How's your relationship with that wisp going?" I said, "It's great; we're taking things slow. I've only seen them vanish in thin air three times this week.

Haunted Wi-Fi Router

Dealing with wisps causing disruptions in your Wi-Fi signal.
My Wi-Fi is so haunted, I'm considering offering the wisps a data plan. Maybe if they have unlimited ghostly streaming, they'll stop messing with mine.

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