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Why did the wise grape stop in the middle of the road? It ran out of juice!
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Why did the wise comedian become a gardener? He wanted to grow some laughs!
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Why did the wise scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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I recently read a quote about wisdom that said, 'Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.' Well, wisdom is also not starting a food fight at the salad bar, but here we are.
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They say with age comes wisdom. Well, I've aged, but my GPS still insists on taking me through the scenic route every time I'm in a hurry. Thanks, wisdom, I really needed that detour through 'Beautiful Countryside Nowhere Near Your Destination.'
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Wisdom Teeth, or as I like to call them, Nature's way of saying, 'Congratulations, you've unlocked the bonus level of adulting!'
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Wisdom is knowing you should never grocery shop when you're hungry. But does wisdom have a plan for when you're hungry and in a pet store? Because I've now got goldfish crackers and a parrot named Steve.
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I'm at that age where my back goes out more than I do. Ah, the wisdom of realizing that lying down is a legitimate weekend plan.
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I asked my grandpa for some words of wisdom, and he said, 'Don't trust stairs, they're always up to something.' Solid advice until I realized he was on an escalator at the time.
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I tried imparting some wisdom to my cat, and all he did was knock a plant off the windowsill. I guess he's more into the 'live in the moment' philosophy.
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They say wisdom is knowing what to do next, skill is knowing how to do it, and virtue is doing it. So, naturally, I spent an hour on YouTube tutorials trying to figure out how to change a lightbulb.
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They say wisdom comes from experience. So, if that's true, then I must be a genius at accidentally hitting 'reply all' to office emails.
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