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Have you ever noticed that the wisest people seem to give the simplest advice? "Just be yourself." Thanks, Grandma. I was planning on being a tap-dancing unicorn, but now I'll stick to the basics.
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Wisdom is like a secret club where the password is your cholesterol level. The higher the number, the wiser you are. It's the only club where a salad is a VIP pass.
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Wisdom is realizing that adulthood is just a constant battle between wanting to go out and conquer the world and wanting to stay home and binge-watch a series. It's like, "Should I be productive, or should I find out who the real killer is in this crime drama?
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Wisdom is when you start buying generic instead of brand-name items at the grocery store. Because let's be honest, who needs a fancy label when you're just going to devour that entire bag of chips in one sitting?
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You know you're wise when you realize that the best memories aren't made with expensive gadgets; they're made with good friends, laughter, and a slightly embarrassing story that becomes the stuff of legends.
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Wisdom is when you start appreciating the beauty of silence. Remember when we used to be afraid of awkward silences? Now, we embrace them like an old friend who knows when to shut up.
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Wisdom is realizing that the older you get, the more you appreciate naps. I used to fight bedtime like a toddler, and now I'm like, "Hold my warm milk; I'm going in.
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You know you're getting wiser when you look at your high school yearbook and think, "Who let me wear that?" I used to think I was the fashion icon of the century; turns out, I was more like a walking fashion cautionary tale.
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The real measure of wisdom is when you finally understand that the hardest part about adulting is figuring out what to cook for dinner every single night. If only wisdom came with a side of meal prep ideas.
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