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When life gives you oranges, just pretend you're a fruit ninja and chop them into slices of joy.
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When life gives you strawberries, remember – life is berry short, so make every moment berry special!
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When life gives you pears, just remember – it's okay to be a little 'pear'-shaped. That's where all the sweetness is.
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When life gives you plums, don't be plum-foolish. Just embrace the sweetness and let the juicy moments flow.
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When life gives you coconuts, don't get stuck in a hairy situation. Just crack open the humor and sip on the laughter inside.
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When life gives you tomatoes, just know – it's not a fruit or a vegetable, it's a 'love apple.' So, love your life tomato-style!
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When life gives you apricots, apricot-iate the little things. They might just be the sweetness your day needs.
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When life gives you pineapples, don't be a prick. Be the tropical delight in your own paradise.
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When life gives you limes, rearrange the letters until they make smile. Because life's too short not to have a twist of happiness.
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When life gives you berries, don't just bear with it. Em-berry-ce the fruity goodness and let it be the jam in your life.
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When life gives you bananas, go bananas! Because a-peeling personalities are the potassium to happiness.
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When life gives you avocados, make guacamole. Because sometimes, life just wants you to smash your problems away.
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When life gives you passion fruit, be passionately fruitful. Because life is too short for anything less.
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When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye and see if they can make lemonade.
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When life gives you grapefruit, don't fret. Just squeeze the day and let the zest of positivity burst forth!
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When life gives you kiwis, don't be a sourpuss. Just kiwi on smiling and let the fuzzy moments be a delight.
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When life gives you watermelons, you're one in a melon. So, just seed the opportunity and be the juicy delight in your own life.
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