18 Jokes For When Life Gives You

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Updated on: Dec 02 2024

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When life gives you oranges, just pretend you're a fruit ninja and chop them into slices of joy.
When life gives you strawberries, remember – life is berry short, so make every moment berry special!
When life gives you pears, just remember – it's okay to be a little 'pear'-shaped. That's where all the sweetness is.
When life gives you plums, don't be plum-foolish. Just embrace the sweetness and let the juicy moments flow.
When life gives you coconuts, don't get stuck in a hairy situation. Just crack open the humor and sip on the laughter inside.
When life gives you tomatoes, just know – it's not a fruit or a vegetable, it's a 'love apple.' So, love your life tomato-style!
When life gives you apricots, apricot-iate the little things. They might just be the sweetness your day needs.
When life gives you pineapples, don't be a prick. Be the tropical delight in your own paradise.
When life gives you limes, rearrange the letters until they make smile. Because life's too short not to have a twist of happiness.
When life gives you berries, don't just bear with it. Em-berry-ce the fruity goodness and let it be the jam in your life.
When life gives you bananas, go bananas! Because a-peeling personalities are the potassium to happiness.
When life gives you avocados, make guacamole. Because sometimes, life just wants you to smash your problems away.
When life gives you passion fruit, be passionately fruitful. Because life is too short for anything less.
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye and see if they can make lemonade.
When life gives you grapefruit, don't fret. Just squeeze the day and let the zest of positivity burst forth!
When life gives you kiwis, don't be a sourpuss. Just kiwi on smiling and let the fuzzy moments be a delight.
When life gives you watermelons, you're one in a melon. So, just seed the opportunity and be the juicy delight in your own life.
When life gives you peaches, peach it up! Because nothing is as peachy keen as a positive attitude.

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