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When life gives you apples, make sure they're not Windows. Because that's when life might crash unexpectedly.
When Life Gives You Lemons
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Life gave me lemons, so I decided to make lemon meringue pie. Turns out, life's lemons weren't just lemons; they were undercover limes. Now I have a dessert that's more confused than I am about my own life choices.
When Life Gives You Lemons
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I tried making lemonade, but life's lemons were so bitter, they filed a lawsuit against me for defamation. Now I'm facing a court case with a bunch of disgruntled lemons who feel their reputation has been squeezed dry.
When Life Gives You Lemons
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Life gave me lemons, and I thought, Great, I'll make lemonade and sell it! But then reality hit me. Turns out, the lemonade market is oversaturated, and now I'm just another entrepreneur in a sour situation. Who knew capitalism had a citrus twist?
When Life Gives You Lemons
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I asked life for a break, and it handed me lemons. I mean, thanks for the acidic vacation, life. I guess when they said take a break, they meant a break from sanity, not a tropical getaway.
When Life Gives You Lemons
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I tried making lemonade once, but life forgot to give me sugar. So, now I'm just sitting here with a sour face, squeezing lemons into my water like some kind of unpaid juicer for the universe. Thanks, life, for turning me into a walking lemonade stand without the profits!
When Life Gives You Lemons
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When life gives you lemons, it's basically telling you to become a mixologist. But let's be real, my bartending skills are so bad, the lemons filed a complaint about the misuse of their kind in my kitchen. Now I have a restraining order from the entire citrus community.
When Life Gives You Lemons
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Life gave me lemons, and I tried to make lemonade, but then I realized I don't even like lemonade. So now I'm stuck with a pitcher of regret and a sour taste in my mouth, both literally and metaphorically.
When Life Gives You Lemons
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I tried to be positive when life gave me lemons, but let's face it, life clearly has a twisted sense of humor. It's like getting a flat tire, and someone hands you a unicycle and says, Problem solved! Thanks, life, for turning my troubles into a circus act.
When Life Gives You Lemons
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You know what they say, when life gives you lemons, make lemonade. But have you ever stopped to think about the poor person who's just been bombarded with lemons? I mean, who's out there throwing lemons at people? It's like life has turned into a citrus-themed dodgeball game, and I wasn't even given a helmet!
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