11 Jokes For When I Was A Kid

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Updated on: Dec 15 2024

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When I was a kid, I thought the 'Electric Slide' was a dance for electricians.
When I was a kid, my parents told me I could be anything. So, I became an expert at changing the TV channel without getting up.
I was such a picky eater as a kid. My parents used to tell me, 'Starving kids would love that.' I'm sorry, but I wasn't willing to ship my broccoli overseas.
When I was a kid, my parents would always say, 'Money doesn't grow on trees.' Well, duh, it comes from ATMs.
My parents used to say, 'You can be anything you want when you grow up.' Apparently, that's not a good enough reason to become a dinosaur.
When I was a kid, I thought 'Fortnite' was how long I could stay up past my bedtime.
When I was a kid, I used to think quicksand was going to be a much bigger problem in life.
When I was a kid, my parents told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out identity theft is a crime.
When I was a kid, I thought 'taking a shortcut' meant cutting the corners off a math test.
My parents used to tell me that I could be anything I wanted when I grew up. So, I became an adult who still asks for a kids' menu.
When I was a kid, I used to think the Internet was powered by hamsters running on wheels inside the computer.

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