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I asked my dad if I could have a bookmark. He gave me a dollar. I guess he thought I asked for 'book money.
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When I was a kid, I thought the tooth fairy was the best financial planner ever. Now, I’m just waiting for the Bills-Pay-Themselves Fairy to show up!
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When I was a kid, I used to think adults had all the answers. Now that I’m an adult, I realize we’re all just faking it till we make it—especially in the cereal aisle!
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When I was a kid, my parents told me that eating crusts would make my hair curly. Now I’m older and wiser...and still waiting for that curly hair! Thanks, crusts, for the false advertising!
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When I was a kid, I used to believe that quicksand would be a much bigger problem in my life. Turns out, adult bills are the real quicksand! One wrong move, and you're in a financial sinkhole!
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When I was a kid, I thought being an adult meant you could eat ice cream for breakfast. Little did I know, being an adult actually meant worrying about cholesterol while craving that same ice cream!
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You know, when I was a kid, I thought broccoli was just a miniature tree trying to ruin my life. I was like, Who invited you to the dinner party, Mr. Broccoli?
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You know, when I was a kid, my definition of a successful day was finding the toy surprise in a cereal box. Now, as an adult, a successful day is finding surprise money in the laundry!
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When I was a kid, I thought having a walk-in closet was the epitome of success. Now, I realize success is having a walk-in pantry with endless snacks!
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When I was a kid, I wanted to grow up to be an astronaut. Now, I realize I was just aiming for a job with more legroom!
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