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Why did the scarecrow become a successful motivational speaker? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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I was caught singing in the shower, and my roommate yelled, What are you doing? I said, Auditioning for the next bathroom idol, obviously! The shower has the best acoustics. I'm going to be the Beyoncé of bath-time ballads.
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The other day my phone battery died, and I was just sitting there, pondering the meaning of life. Then my friend walks in and goes, What are you doing? I said, I'm having a deep conversation with the universe. It's called 'offline mode.'
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My neighbor caught me talking to my plants, and he's like, What are you doing? I said, I'm practicing my stand-up routine for a 'botanical comedy' night. It's a tough crowd – they're all leafy greens, not much of a sense of humor.
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I was caught binge-watching a series for the third time, and my roommate walks in, looks at the screen, and asks, What are you doing? I said, Research. I'm preparing in case they ever make a quiz on the intricacies of '90s sitcoms. I'll be the champion.
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So, I'm sitting in a coffee shop, writing my novel, and the barista asks, What are you doing? I said, Oh, just creating the next bestseller. It's about a detective who solves crimes by tasting different coffee blends. I call it 'Brewed Justice.'
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I was caught talking to my reflection in the mirror, and someone asked, What are you doing? I replied, Oh, just having a board meeting with the CEO of Handsome Enterprises. We're discussing global handsomeness and how to maintain this perfect hair in all weather conditions.
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My boss caught me napping at my desk, and he's like, What are you doing? I said, I'm implementing a revolutionary work strategy called 'Strategic Resting.' It's the key to unlocking unparalleled creativity... or at least a good dream about winning the lottery.
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You know, the other day someone asked me, What are you doing? I thought it was a deep philosophical question. So, I replied, Attempting to figure out the purpose of socks. I mean, one always disappears in the laundry. Are they off having a secret society meeting or what?
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I was at the grocery store, and this lady looks at my shopping cart and goes, What are you doing? I'm just trying to survive, lady! I mean, have you ever tried adulting without buying chocolate and pretending it's a necessary part of the food pyramid?
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My mom caught me dancing alone in the kitchen, and she's like, What are you doing? I said, Practicing my signature moves for when the dishwasher and I finally make it to the finals of 'Dancing with the Appliances.' We've got some serious competition with the fridge, though.
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