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Ever notice how "What are you doing?" is a polite way of saying, "I'm curious about your life but don't want to come off as nosy"? It's like they're the detectives of casual conversation, trying to piece together the plot of your day.
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You ever get asked, "What are you doing?" and you respond with, "Just thinking"? Yeah, I'm thinking about whether I left the oven on, if I need to buy more toothpaste, and what my pets would say if they could talk. Deep, right?
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You ever notice how when someone asks, "What are you doing?" and you reply with "nothing," they look at you like you just confessed to committing a crime? I'm not a suspect, I'm just living my best uneventful life!
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What are you doing?" is the question that makes me realize how uneventful my life can be. I'm not skydiving or discovering a new planet; I'm probably just trying to decide between ordering pizza or making instant noodles for dinner. The struggle is real.
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What are you doing?" is the question that makes me question what I'm actually doing. Am I productive, or am I just mastering the art of procrastination? It's a fine line, really.
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You know, when someone asks, "What are you doing?" and you respond with, "Just relaxing," it's code for binge-watching a series in my pajamas with a bag of chips beside me. I'm basically in my own version of a spa day.
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What are you doing?" feels like an interrogation sometimes. I'm just over here minding my own business, and suddenly I'm on trial for my choice of Netflix series and snack preferences. I plead guilty to enjoying my own company.
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When someone asks me, "What are you doing?" and I say, "Just browsing the internet," what I really mean is I've fallen into the black hole of cat videos, failed cooking attempts, and conspiracy theories. It's a wild journey down the internet rabbit hole.
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When someone asks me, "What are you doing?" and I reply with, "Just chilling," what I actually mean is I'm having a staring contest with my refrigerator, hoping something delicious magically appears.
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