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Welders must have the best poker faces. I mean, they deal with intense heat and blinding light all day – a raised eyebrow or a smirk could accidentally create modern art on a metal surface.
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You ever notice how welders have a language of their own? I tried talking to one once, and it was like being in a sci-fi movie. "I need a flux capacitor with a side of tungsten, and don't forget the cosmic welding rod.
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You ever notice how welders are like modern-day wizards? I mean, they're the only ones who can conjure up sparks and fire, but instead of casting spells, they're just fixing stuff. "Accio welding mask!
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Have you ever seen a welder's sunburn? It's like they have a secret superhero identity – by day, mild-mannered welder; by night, they transform into the Crimson Lobster.
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Welders are like the unsung heroes of construction. They're the glue – or should I say, the melted metal – holding everything together. Without them, we'd all be living in a world of wobbly tables and shaky confidence.
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I envy welders' confidence. I mean, who else can look at a bunch of metal pieces and think, "Yeah, I can totally make this into a functional sculpture of a giraffe"?
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I saw a sign on a welding shop that said, "We can fix anything except a broken heart." Well, at least they're honest. I guess even the power of welding has its limits.
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You know you're in a tough neighborhood when even the graffiti is welded on. "Ah, yes, this street art has a touch of MIG and a hint of existentialism.
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I was watching a welder at work the other day, and I thought, "Man, if only my relationships were as strong as those metal joints." Maybe I need to hire a relationship welder to patch things up.
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