5 Jokes For Welder

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 28 2025

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The Environmentalist Welder

Green welding in a metal world
He convinced the boss to start a "Welding for Trees" campaign. For every metal structure they build, they plant a tree. Now the city has skyscrapers and a random forest growing in the middle of the industrial district.

The Zen Welder

Finding inner peace amidst the sparks
He swears he can feel the energy of the metal. I told him, "If metal has energy, my car's been radiating bad vibes for years. Maybe it needs a welding guru.

The Overenthusiastic Apprentice Welder

Trying to impress the boss but causing chaos
Last week, he proudly told me he made a "custom grill" for the break room. It's not a barbecue; it's our refrigerator with ventilation holes. My sandwich got a tan.

The Paranoid Welder

Convinced everything is falling apart
He welded his bicycle to the lamppost because he read about bike thefts. Now he's got a bike that won't move, and he still thinks it's the safest in town.

The Romantic Welder

Balancing love and sparks
For their anniversary, he welded a heart-shaped sculpture. She said it was beautiful until she found out it was made from spare parts of her vacuum cleaner. Love, it turns out, is a bit dusty.

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