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What's a bladder's favorite game? Water polo - it's all about the wee strokes!
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What do you call it when you accidentally pee on a pirate ship? 'Arrr, matey!
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Did you hear about the marathon for bladder awareness? It was a wee run!
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What did one toilet say to another? 'You look flushed!' The other replied, 'I'm just a wee bit overwhelmed!
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What did the little drop of wee say to its friends? 'Urine good company!
Wee Wee Wisdom
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You know, they say wisdom comes with age, but my toddler taught me a profound life lesson the other day. He walks up to me, points to his diaper, and goes, Wee wee. That's some deep philosophy right there. Forget about meditation retreats; just spend a day with a toddler. You'll come out enlightened and maybe with a few Cheerios stuck to your shirt.
Toilet Training Tango
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Trying to potty train a kid is like doing the tango with a tiny human who has absolutely no sense of rhythm. You're constantly dancing around the bathroom, waving the potty seat like it's a rose in your teeth, all while chanting the magical words, Wee wee in the potty, not on the floor! It's a delicate dance, my friends.
Wee Wee Wonders
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I've come to appreciate the wonders of parenthood. You learn to find joy in the little things, like successfully navigating a grocery store without a diaper disaster or mastering the art of interpretive dance to understand your toddler's bathroom signals. It's a wild ride, my friends, but at least we're all in it together, one wee wee at a time.
Wee Wee Weather Forecast
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Having a toddler is like having a living, breathing weather app that predicts bathroom emergencies. Forget about checking the weather channel; just ask your kid. If they start doing the potty dance, you know there's a storm brewing, and it's time to seek shelter in the nearest restroom.
Secret Agent Puddle
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Kids have this uncanny ability to turn any place into a potential crime scene. You'll be innocently chatting with another parent, and suddenly your child, aka Secret Agent Puddle, is on a mission to create a mess. You've got to be on high alert, folks. One moment, it's a playdate, and the next, it's a waterpark.
The Diaper Debacle
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I'm convinced that changing a diaper is an Olympic sport, and toddlers are the gold medalists in the Escape the Changing Table event. You're there, sweating bullets, trying to contain the situation, and they're treating it like a game of hide-and-seek. And when they shout wee wee mid-change, well, that's just a plot twist in this epic diaper debacle.
The Great Bathroom Escape
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You ever try to use the bathroom alone when you have a toddler? It's like participating in a mission impossible. You close the door, and suddenly tiny fingers appear under it, accompanied by the ominous whisper of wee wee. Privacy becomes a relic of the past.
The Art of Negotiation
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Parenting is basically one negotiation after another. You find yourself in heated discussions about the importance of using the potty. It's like a diplomatic summit, but instead of world peace, you're aiming for a pee-aceful home.
Wee Wee Wizardry
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Parents, we're basically wizards. We have this magical power to predict when our kid is about to declare, It's time! It's like having a crystal ball that shows you the future in the form of tiny footsteps running towards the bathroom. It's not magic; it's just years of experience and a really keen sense of smell.
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