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Pet Predicament
When your pet thinks the bathroom is the forbidden kingdom
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I can't even blame my pet. I've caught myself talking to them through the bathroom door. "I'll be out in a minute, just need some me time." It's the only room in the house where my pet and I have heart-to-hearts through a closed door.
Bathroom Blues
Dealing with automatic flushing toilets
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I'm convinced these toilets are sentient beings. They flush when they want, not when you want. It's a power struggle, and I'm losing.
Parental Panic
When your kid insists on using the adult bathroom
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I never thought I'd miss the days of singing rubber duckies and tiny toilets that don't flush on their own. Now it's like a tiny, demanding drill sergeant is in charge of bathroom operations.
Technology Trouble
When smart toilets get too smart
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The other day, my toilet sent me a notification on my phone. "Dear user, your bathroom experience has been updated." I'm just waiting for the day it starts live-streaming my bathroom breaks. It's the Truman Show, but with more porcelain.
Office Woes
When the office bathroom becomes a social gathering spot
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I've started scheduling my bathroom breaks to avoid awkward encounters. It's like playing chess with bodily functions. "If I go now, Karen will be in there. If I wait, maybe I can sneak in during the coffee break.
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