5 Jokes For Weasel

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 28 2025

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The Weasel Detective

Solving crimes is hard when you're always mistaken for a ferret.
The weasel detective's catchphrase is, "I may be small, but my deductive skills are ferociously sharp!

Weasel at the Comedy Club

Weasels trying their paw at stand-up comedy face a tough crowd.
Hecklers at a weasel's comedy show are the worst. They don't boo; they just make that disapproving "chitter" sound.

Weasel in a Business Suit

Climbing the corporate ladder as a weasel isn't a straightforward path.
I asked the weasel executive for a raise, and he handed me a bag of nuts. Apparently, that's the currency in the corporate weasel world.

Weasel Love Guru

Weasels giving relationship advice face challenges, especially when they have commitment issues themselves.
The weasel relationship expert's best tip: "If your partner starts hoarding nuts, it's a sign they're planning for a long winter—relationship-wise.

The Weasel Whisperer

Communicating with weasels isn't as easy as it sounds.
The weasel whisperer went to therapy. Turns out, even the weasel didn't understand her issues!

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