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I told my coffee it needs to wake me up faster. Now it's on a high-speed caffeine drip.
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Why did the alarm clock become a comedian? It knew how to wake up the audience!
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I told my bed it needs to wake me up earlier. Now it's fitted with an espresso machine.
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I told my computer I needed to wake up early. Now it keeps sending me 'alarmingly' early wake-up memes.
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I asked my mirror for some morning motivation. It told me, 'Reflect on the fact that you won't be late today!
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Why did the smartphone go to therapy? It had too many issues with waking me up!
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I asked my clock if it could wake me up softly. Now it plays lullabies until I'm ready to face the day!
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I asked my bed for a wake-up call. It sent a rooster over. We're no longer on speaking terms.
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