5 Jokes For Wake Me Up

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Updated on: Jul 20 2024

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My cat wakes me up at 5 am every day. I think she's training me for a career in early morning ninja moves.
I tried to make a joke about waking up, but it's too early for humor. Let me snooze on it.
My bed and I have a love-hate relationship. I love it in the morning; it hates to let me go.
I used to be a morning person, but then I realized I'm not a person until I've had my coffee.
My bed and I have an unspoken agreement: it lets me sleep, and I let it keep its shape.

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