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Voodoo dolls are like the original personalized merchandise. "Show your love with a custom-made doll! Just be careful not to accidentally break up with someone using it.
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You ever notice how voodoo dolls are like the ancient version of Google reviews? "Three stars for the curse – my neighbor's dog still barks, but now it does it in a creepy voice.
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Voodoo dolls are the original avatars. Forget about virtual reality; our ancestors were out here trying to control each other with handmade action figures.
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Voodoo dolls are proof that even in the mystical realm, we're all about efficiency. Why waste time casting a complicated spell when you can just stick a pin in a mini-me and call it a day?
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Voodoo dolls are the original stress balls. Instead of squeezing a foam toy, just stab a little doll with a pin and say, "Take that, Monday!
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I bought a voodoo doll the other day, but it came with an IKEA manual. Now, I'm stuck in a hex because I couldn't assemble it correctly. I think I cursed myself.
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You ever wonder if voodoo dolls have a LinkedIn profile? "Skills: absorbing pain, facilitating revenge, and being a tiny but essential part of mystical job satisfaction.
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I tried using a voodoo doll to lose weight, but apparently, stabbing it doesn't burn calories. Now I have a guilt-ridden doll and a fridge full of regrets.
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Voodoo dolls are like tiny therapists for people who can't afford the real thing. "Tell me where the witch touched you. No, not emotionally – with the pin!
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