7 Valentines Day Speeches Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 25 2025

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My Valentine's Day speech is like a good movie. It has drama, romance, and a surprise ending – a proposal!
I wrote a Valentine's Day speech for my crush, but it got rejected. I guess I should've stuck to love notes, not footnotes!
My Valentine's Day speech is like a good math problem - it has lots of heart!
I asked my Valentine if she wanted a short or long speech. She said, 'Just make it sweet, like our love.' So, I handed her a candy bar!
My Valentine's Day speech is like a good wine. It gets better with time and might make you a little dizzy!
My Valentine's Day speech is like a fine-tuned instrument. It hits all the right notes and occasionally gets a standing ovation!
My Valentine's Day speech is like a good recipe: a dash of romance, a pinch of humor, and a whole lot of love!

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