7 Jokes About Valentines Day For Kids

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Updated on: Dec 26 2024

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How did the little octopus give Valentine's Day cards? With all eight arms full of hugs!
Why did the computer take its date to the beach on Valentine's Day? Because it wanted to have a great connection!
Why did the crayon break up with the pencil on Valentine's Day? It couldn't handle the sharp points in the relationship!
Why did the Valentine's Day card get an award? Because it had the best delivery!
How did the phone propose to its charger on Valentine's Day? 'I promise to never drop our connection!
Why did the Valentine's Day card get arrested? Because it was caught loitering around the heart!
Why did the Valentine's Day card go to therapy? It had too many issues with commitment!

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