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What did the boy sheep say to the girl sheep on Valentine's Day? 'I love ewe!
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Why did the teddy bear say no to a date on Valentine's Day? Because he was stuffed with love already!
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Why did the tomato turn red on Valentine's Day? Because it saw the salad dressing!
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How do porcupines send Valentine's Day cards? With a lot of love and quills!
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Why did the banana go out with the prune on Valentine's Day? Because it couldn't find a date!
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I found my daughter drafting a list for Valentine's Day, and at the top was 'Crayons that never break.' Sweetie, I've been searching for those since I was five. Let me know if you find them, and we'll be millionaires.
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My son gave his crush a Valentine's Day card that said, 'You're as cool as my dinosaur socks.' I'm not sure if that's a compliment or if he just really likes his dinosaur socks.
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Valentine's Day for kids is all about strategic alliances. My son came home with a bag full of candy and said, 'It's not what you know; it's who you know on the playground. I've got connections.'
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I asked my nephew what he wanted for Valentine's Day, and he said, 'A spaceship.' Kid, I'm here buying you a tiny card with a heart on it, not funding NASA!
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I asked my niece what she knows about love, and she said, 'Love is when someone shares their fruit snacks with you.' Well, if that's the case, I must be in a committed relationship with the entire office breakroom.
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Kids on Valentine's Day are like tiny matchmakers. They're out there trying to pair up their friends like miniature cupids with a backpack full of heart-shaped arrows. It's adorable until you realize they have no idea what they're doing.
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Valentine's Day for kids is like a mini-drama series. It's all about who's trading the coolest character cards, and if you don't get a holographic Spider-Man, well, it's heartbreak in the first grade.
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Valentine's Day in elementary school is like a black-market candy trade. Kids are sneaking around the playground, making deals like, 'I'll give you two chocolate bars for that giant lollipop, but it better come with a temporary tattoo.'
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Valentine's Day for kids is basically an introduction to diplomacy. You've got to navigate through the complex world of classroom politics, deciding who gets your last Batman sticker without causing an international incident.
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