7 Valentine Jokes

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Updated on: Sep 16 2024

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I bought my girlfriend a dog for Valentine's Day. It was a real heartwoofer!
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised on Valentine's Day!
I asked my wife what she wanted for Valentine's Day. She said, 'Nothing would make her happier than a diamond necklace.' So, I bought her nothing.
I told my wife she should embrace her age. She gave me a bear hug on Valentine's Day!
I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug on Valentine's Day!
I bought my girlfriend a fridge for Valentine's Day. I can't wait to see her face light up when she opens it!
My wife told me I should embrace my mistakes. So, I hugged her on Valentine's Day!

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