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Why did ur gf bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw ur gf ketchup with someone else!
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I told my girlfriend she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
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Why did the computer break up with ur gf? It found her lack of commitment to CTRL+ALT+DEL unacceptable.
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Why did the scarecrow break up with ur gf? She was outstanding in her field, but he needed someone cornier.
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Why did ur gf bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
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Why did the scarecrow break up with ur gf? She was outstanding in her field, but he needed someone cornier.
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Why did the computer break up with ur gf? It found her lack of commitment to CTRL+ALT+DEL unacceptable.
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My girlfriend has this sixth sense for finding things I've misplaced. I call it 'ur gf's supernatural ability to locate my stuff.' I swear, if there was a lost city, she'd probably find it before archaeologists!
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Dating is like navigating through a haunted house. You think it's all fun and games until you hear those three terrifying words: 'ur gf.' Suddenly, you're not sure if you're facing a ghost or just a really clingy spirit!
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I told my girlfriend I needed space, and she said, 'Sure, but remember, I'll be haunting every inch of it.' Now, 'ur gf' is the only specter with a subscription to my personal space channel.
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I tried telling my girlfriend a ghost joke, and she wasn't impressed. She said, 'I live with 'ur gf' every day – your ghost joke doesn't stand a ghost of a chance.' Well, at least someone's haunting my sense of humor!
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I tried surprising my girlfriend with a romantic dinner, but somehow, she already knew. I asked her how, and she just pointed at her 'ur gf' GPS. It turns out, love isn't blind – it just has an excellent sense of direction.
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You know your relationship is unique when 'ur gf' is a trending topic in your daily conversations. It's like living in a rom-com where the supporting character is a possessive ghost, haunting your every move.
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I asked my girlfriend if she believed in love at first sight, and she said, 'No, but I do believe in 'ur gf' instincts at first date.' It's like Cupid, but with a ghostly wingman who's overly protective.
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My girlfriend said she wanted a pet, so I got her a ghost pepper plant. Now I have a spicy relationship with 'ur gf' and an even spicier dinner every night. Who knew love could be this caliente?
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Relationships are all about compromise. For example, I compromise by letting my girlfriend win arguments, and she compromises by letting me pretend I'm the one making decisions. It's the delicate dance of 'ur gf' diplomacy!
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