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Ur gf" has this magical power to find things you've been searching for hours. It's like she has a sixth sense for misplaced car keys. Meanwhile, I'm over here wondering if I left my sanity in the kitchen drawer.
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One day, I asked my girlfriend what superpower she would want. She said, "The ability to find my phone without calling it." Forget invisibility or flying, she's aiming for the real superhero stuff.
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Relationships are all about compromise. For instance, my girlfriend wanted me to be more spontaneous, so I surprised her by doing the dishes without being asked. She said, "That's not what I meant," but hey, it was a wild move for me.
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Trying to surprise "ur gf" with breakfast in bed is like attempting a covert military operation. You need to be stealthy, avoid squeaky floorboards, and pray the toaster doesn't decide to play its morning symphony at maximum volume.
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Ur gf" has a special talent for making you believe you're wrong even when you're right. It's like arguing with a lawyer who knows all your weaknesses, including that one time you left the toilet seat up.
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You know you're in a long-term relationship when "ur gf" evolves from "Hey, babe" to "Did you pick up the groceries?" It's the subtle shift from sweet nothings to responsible everythings.
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The true test of love is when "ur gf" asks, "Do I look fat in this?" There's no right answer. It's like navigating through a minefield with compliments, hoping you don't accidentally trigger an explosion of emotions.
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There's an unspoken language in relationships, and "ur gf" is fluent in it. She can convey an entire emotional saga with just a raised eyebrow. I, on the other hand, am still working on mastering the art of deciphering the silent treatment.
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When "ur gf" says, "We need to talk," you know you're in for an emotional rollercoaster. It's either about serious life decisions or a debate on who left the toothpaste cap off. Both require a strategy.
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