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Gym commercials are the epitome of unrealistic. They show people sweating glitter while effortlessly lifting weights. Meanwhile, I'm contemplating whether lifting the remote counts as an arm workout.
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Have you seen those makeup ads? They promise to make you look flawless, but come on, I've tried contouring; I ended up looking more like a Picasso painting.
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You ever watch a home improvement show and think, "Yeah, sure, I can totally renovate my entire house in a weekend"? Reality check: I can't even assemble IKEA furniture without a meltdown.
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The amount of advice out there about time management is just unrealistic. "Wake up at 5 AM, meditate, exercise, make a gourmet breakfast." Yeah, I'll stick to hitting the snooze button, thanks.
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You ever notice how our expectations for Monday mornings are just wildly unrealistic? I mean, we hit the snooze button like we're living in an alternate universe where time doesn't exist!
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Online shopping delivery estimates are the pinnacle of unrealistic optimism. "Your package will arrive between 8 AM and eternity.
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People who claim they can survive solely on kale and quinoa? Now that's unrealistic. I need my pizza and occasional ice cream to stay sane.
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Romantic comedies have this unrealistic notion that running through an airport to stop someone you love is a romantic gesture. In reality, TSA would tackle you before you even reach the security line.
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Expecting perfect weather on a vacation is as unrealistic as expecting me to pack just the right amount of clothes. I always end up with either a snow jacket in the tropics or flip flops in a snowstorm.
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