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What's an unaging person's favorite book? 'The Picture of Unaging Dorian Gray.' It never gets old!
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What do unaging people say when asked about their retirement plans? 'Retirement? That's for things that get tired!
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Why do unaging people make great comedians? Because they've been telling the same jokes without getting old!
The Unaging Dilemma
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You know, I've been thinking about this whole unaging thing. Imagine living forever. My phone is already on its last leg after two years, and I can't even update to the latest version of myself! I can just imagine in a hundred years, I'd still be stuck with my current operating system, constantly getting compatibility warnings with the latest trends. Upgrade to version 37.2 to understand TikTok dances. No thank you, I'm good with my eternal confusion.
Unaging at the Dentist
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I bet going to the dentist is a real joy if you're unaging. The hygienist would be like, You haven't aged a day since your last visit 50 years ago! And you'd be sitting there thinking, Yeah, and my dental bill hasn't aged either. Can we talk about that, doc?
Unaging and Bucket Lists
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We all have bucket lists, right? Things we want to do before we kick the bucket. But if you're unaging, that list must be infinite. Skydiving? Sure, I'll get around to it in the next millennium. Climbing Mount Everest? Yeah, I'll pencil that in after I conquer the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World for the third time.
Unaging and Career Choices
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Choosing a career is already a challenge, but if you're unaging, it takes it to a whole new level. I started as a blacksmith in the medieval era, then moved on to being a pirate in the Golden Age of Piracy. Now, I'm a social media influencer. Gotta stay relevant, you know?
Unaging and Fashion
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Fashion is hard enough as it is, right? I mean, my wardrobe is a collection of questionable choices from the last decade. But if you're unaging, how do you keep up with the trends? Do you just stick to timeless classics like togas and loincloths? I've been rocking this look since the Roman Empire. It's a real conversation starter at parties.
Unaging and Social Media
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Social media is tough for all of us, but imagine if you were unaging. Every time you post a selfie, your friends would comment, You still look the same as in the 1800s! What's your secret? #EternalYouth #UnagingGoals. Meanwhile, you're just trying to figure out how to use the latest filter.
Unaging and Dating
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So, if you're unaging, does that mean dating becomes a real challenge? I can just picture the conversation now. Oh, you're 200 years old? That's cute. I remember when I was still in triple digits. And imagine the awkwardness of introducing your significant other to your friends. This is my partner, they've seen empires rise and fall, but don't worry, they're really into brunch.
Unaging Family Reunions
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Family reunions must be a blast if you're unaging. Hey, Uncle Joe, you remember me, right? Oh, you're little Timmy? Last time I saw you, you were in diapers. Now you have a mortgage? What happened, did you discover the fountain of adulthood?
Unaging and Time Management
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People always talk about time management, but if you're unaging, does that mean you're perpetually running late or perpetually early? Sorry, I'm late. I got caught up in the Renaissance, and you know how those art movements can be time-consuming.
Unaging and Technology
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Technology is advancing at an unprecedented rate, but if you're unaging, you'd probably still be using a flip phone and trying to figure out why people are so obsessed with these tiny computers. Back in my day, phones were for calling people, not for trying to unlock with your face or thumbprint.
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