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Unaging Stand-Up Comedian
Trying to stay relevant in a world that never changes.
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I told a guy, "I'll be here all week." He replied, "So will I." Well, yeah, buddy, we'll all be here – forever. It's the ultimate commitment to a residency.
Time-Traveling Bartender
Juggling age-appropriate drink recommendations in an unaging world.
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There was this one guy who kept ordering a virgin cocktail. I'm like, buddy, we're all virgins here – in the sense that none of us ages. I gave him a virgin piña colada, hold the time.
Eternal Job Interviewer
Trying to hire for a position in an office that never ages.
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I interviewed a woman who claimed to have excellent multitasking skills. I said, "That's great, because here, we're all about balancing the timelessness of our work with the agelessness of our coffee in the break room.
Eternal Tour Guide
Keeping tours interesting when every day is a historical landmark in an unaging town.
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I had a tourist ask, "What's the must-see attraction?" I said, "Everything. Literally everything. Because nothing changes, and you can see it all – forever.
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