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Why did the dancer bring a ladder to the twerk party? Because she heard the booty was up there!
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I entered a twerking competition, but I lost – turns out my competition had a PhD in bootyology!
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I asked my dog to twerk, but he said it was beneath his dignity – he's more of a bark and roll kind of guy!
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Why did the scarecrow win the twerk competition? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Twerking Therapy
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They say laughter is the best medicine, but have they tried twerking? I propose a new form of therapy: instead of talking about your problems, just twerk them away. Can you imagine a therapist saying, Tell me about your childhood, but express it through your hips?
Twerking vs. Technology
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My phone autocorrects twerk to work. I'm just waiting for the day my boss sends me a text saying, Great job on the project, make sure to twerk on the final details. HR would have a field day with that one.
Twerkonomics
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If economists studied twerking, the world would be a better place. We'd have graphs showing the correlation between booty shakes and economic growth. I can see it now, financial advisors saying, Invest in twerkcoin, it's the future of our financial behind-dustry!
Twerk and Tell
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They say actions speak louder than words. So, forget show and tell; we should have twerk and tell in schools. Little Timmy would stand up and proudly say, This weekend, my mom taught me the ultimate twerking move, and it's all about the confidence, guys.
Twerking Translator
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I need a twerking translator. Sometimes I see someone twerking, and I'm just standing there like, What does that mean? Are you happy, sad, or just practicing for the dance apocalypse? It's a booty language I can't quite decipher.
Twerking Tango
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You ever notice how twerking is like a dance version of an argument with gravity? It's like I'm negotiating with my own booty, and my booty's like, Nope, we're going low, and we're going low now! It's the only dance move that feels like my glutes are in a disagreement with the laws of physics.
Twerking Olympics
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I'm convinced that if there were Twerking Olympics, countries would compete fiercely. Imagine the Twerking Games, where nations battle it out on the dance floor. The gold medal goes to the country with the most synchronized booty bounces.
Twerking in History Class
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Imagine if historical figures twerked instead of delivering speeches. Four score and seven twerks ago... Suddenly, history class becomes a whole lot more interesting. I'd pay attention if the Gettysburg Twerk Address was a thing.
Twerkout Struggles
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I tried doing a twerkout at home, thinking it's a great exercise. But my mirror had a different perspective; it looked like I was trying to summon a lower-back demon. Twerking for fitness should come with a disclaimer: Results may include confused neighbors and strained friendships.
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