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Twerking is the only exercise where you can accidentally join a dance class. Imagine walking into a gym, intending to do some squats, and suddenly you're part of a twerking aerobics session. It's like, "Well, I guess this is my workout for the day.
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You ever notice how twerking is the only dance move where your phone's auto-correct doesn't even bother changing it to something else? Like, I've tried to type "working" and my phone's like, "Nah, we know what you really mean. Get those hips moving!
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Twerking is the only time when your body parts have a solo performance. It's like your hips have their own concert, and the rest of your body is just the opening act desperately trying to keep up.
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Twerking is the only dance move that's more effective at clearing a room than a fire alarm. You start twerking, and people are like, "I think I left the oven on at home. Gotta go!
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Twerking is proof that humans can turn anything into a competition. "Oh, you think you can shake it? Watch this!" It's like we're in a perpetual contest to see who can wiggle their behind the best.
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Twerking is the one dance move where your reflection in the mirror gives you a motivational speech. "You got this! Shake what your momma gave you!" And suddenly, you're in your own dance montage.
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Twerking is the dance equivalent of trying to find the perfect parking spot. You keep adjusting, backing up, and hoping you land in the right space. And just like parking, sometimes you hit the curb.
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Twerking is like a secret handshake for the dance floor. You lock eyes with someone across the room, and if you both break into a twerk simultaneously, congratulations, you've found your dance partner for the night.
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Twerking is the dance move that turns any family gathering into a questionable event. Aunt Mildred is trying to show off her turkey twerk, and suddenly Thanksgiving takes an unexpected turn.
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